Beto: What happens in the book? Me: I don't know. Beto: What's the gender of the book? Me: You mean genre? Beto: No, gender. Like what kind of book is it?
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Sam: These are the three C's for me to date someone. Sense of humor, cute, and quiet.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Beto: what's Zeus? It sounds like a tech company. Sam: no, that's the lord of thunder. Me: Sam, that's Thor. Sam: no! He's the prince of thunder.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Beto: NO! Sam, Don't unbuckle your seatbelt, mom will get mad and call 991 on you!
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Beto: Sam, just because you have a German haircut doesn't mean you have to be mean.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Beto: I'm a comedian and a normal person, I'm living a double life.
