Destiny......

Beto: haha! The bird landed on your knee!
Me: Yeah... it did...
Beto: Your knee was the birds destiny....
Me: BAHAHHA

Typical Boy........

Beto: faith isnt my friend anymore...
Me: why?
Beto: because i was mean...
Me: then say your sorry!
Beto: NO!!!!!

Typical boy...

Abraham Lincoln

Sam: knock knock
me: whos there?
Sam: Abraham Lincoln
me:  Abraham Lincoln who?
Sam: i worked on the farm when i was a boy
Me: sam thats not a joke.....

Bees

Today beto said to naomi: did you know bees come from flowers?

Pepsi

Yesterday me and my friend naomi were getting some pepsi and sam said "did you know pepsi is a soft drink?"

Milk......

So we got some organic milk, and Beto didnt want any....

Mom: Do you want some cereal?
Beto: Yeah
Mom: *pours milk in bowl*
Beto: NOOOOOO!!! I DONT LIKE COW MILK!!!!!!!!!


My brothers..........think. that. milk. comes. from. kroger.........

Star Wars

Mom: Where do you get all your energy beto?
Beto: From Lego Star Wars....

Crabs......

Beto: Crabs are cranky because they Crab your toes.....

What to do.....

Sam: I know what to do! I just have to remember it first.....

SANTA!

Beto was eating some chicken nuggets.....

Beto: These taste like Santa Clause...
Me: YOU ATE SANTA?
Beto: No....I just tasted him....

Let's Compromise....

Beto: Sam, we will compromise....

Me: you dont even know what that means....

Beto: Yeah i do, i means you are fired.....

Sam, you are off the line........

The "S" Word

Sam: I know the "S" Word...
Me: What is it?!
Sam: Shame on you! *GASP* I SAID IT!!!!
Me: BAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA

The Moon

Beto: Can someone turn on the moon?

Heart Attack

Sam and Me and Beto, were wrestling on the Trampoline, and I (being the retarded person that I am) jumped off the the trampoline and said "I bet Sam can't get me now cause he's not in his natural habitat!" and Beto said "YEAH! His Heart Attack"

Brownies

They boys had just finished soccer practice the other day and...........

Dad: Good soccer practice boys!!
Sam: yeah, a couple of times i got brownies
Dad: Oh, is that something the coach gives you when you do a good job?
Sam: No, Brown KNEES *points to knee*

Micheal Jackson

So the boys were at school today, and the car line changed because there was a funeral (they go to a church Pre-K) and this was the conversation that followed:

Sam: somethings going on...

Mom: yeah, they are burring someone

Beto: oh, maybe its my lito...

Mom: no lito died before this guy

Beto: maybe is Micheal Jackson.

Mom: BAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Beto: Who's Micheal Jackson?