Legos...

Sam was playing with legos and Beto broke them and then he said: my brother is in so much trouble! This was programmed to go to space!!!!

Darth Vader

The boys were playing lego star wars on the wii when...

 Beto said: look! Its dark (darth) varder! My father in law..

Singing......

I Love how Sam sings with me to tobyMac....

Old McDonald's

So Sam and I do piano and We got our recital pieces the other day and Sam got Old McDonald....

Sam: Mom! We need to go eat at McDonald's because thats my piano song!!

My poor little brother......he doesn't even know that old McDonald was a farmer.....he thinks hes the clown at a fast food restaurant........

P!nk...

So today i was singing Sober by P!nk and i was all like:
I'M SAFE UP HIGH NOTHING CAN TOUCH ME!
and Sam goes:
I'M CAKE I'M PIE NOTHING CAN TOUCH ME!!! POKE YOUR FACE! POKE YOUR FACE!
Me: Sam you sang two different songs with the wrong words...


I love that little Kid...

Bald Spot

Sam: i dont have any hair!
Me: whats this? *rubs hair*
sam: thats just my bald spot

Babies......

Beto: mans dont lay babies, when i get married my wife is going to lay babies out of her belly button.

Business Man..

Beto: im a business man, business mans dont need a wife

Jesus

Beto: jesus was "been trayed" (betrayed) for 30 pieces of silver

Sweat

Beto: im washing my brain when i sweat......