It was the boys graduation tonight...
Mom: you need to get your teacher a present.
Beto: i know! You can get her underpants!!!

Beto: cats dont floss

Mom: do you want to play an intrument?
Beto:no
mom: want to play the piano?
Beto:no
mom: drums?
Beto:no, i want to play the armpit..

Santa Died?

So we had just told the story of St. Nick to the boys and telling them that Santa is n't real so that they wont go through  a traumatic experience and find out that Santa isn't real he was just based off of St. Nick when they are 10. and the following happened in Home Depot around Christmas last year..

Worker: What is Santa getting you this year?
Beto: Santa's Dead...

Beto:can i have some free?
Me: what?
Beto: same free..*points to cereal*
sam: do you mean life?

Beto's Piggy Bank

Beto is Getting his Cast off!!! The nurse is cutting open his cast with scissors

I put the penny here for "safe keeping"

Splint

Beto got his cast off and needed a splint for a week or 2 and this morning he said: i took my splint off last nite because i dont want it 2 get lost in my sleep

Shamwow

Sam saw a picture of the sham wow guy and said: why is that guy holding a peice of cheese?

Ninja Warrior

The boys & i were watching ninja warrior & they narrate in Japanese & Sam said what are they saying? me: idk. sam: you should know! You speak this language!

Fish...

Mom: Sam, tell your sisters what Beto did at soccer today.

Sam: He was just standing around like a dead fish....