Shake Your Groove thing...

Sam was singing "Shake your groove thing" this was his version....

Sam: SHAKE YOUR BOOB THING....SHAKE YOUR BOOB THING!

Sam was playing with legos and said: i beat my high score on this game.

Immature..

Sam: *Throws lego*
Me: Sam I'm not going to throw that lego back because im not immature like you...*Throws lego*
Sam: I thought you  weren't going to throw it back because you weren't.......whatever you said like me!!!

Monkeyz

Sam:where are all the reekus monkeys?
Me:its rehsus sam..
Sam: oh..

Sam: why are all the people saying moo?
Me: they're saying boo sam...
Sam: oh, i always thought they were saying moo..

Chocolate Doritos....

Mom: I can die now, I've had Belgian Milk Choclate Gelato.
Sam: Thats okay mom, I'll get you chocolate doritos....

John who?

Mom: CHOCOLATE! I LOVE YOUUU!!!!!!!!
Beto: John who?