Retainers..

Beto: sis, why do you wear retainers?
Sam: because her teeth will fall out if she doesn't wear them....
Me: um yeah...

Old...

Me: When you get old you lose all your hair
Beto: oh...so when i get old I'm gonna be bald like Santa Claus?

Coke

Me: I saved you some coke mom but Beto drank it.
Beto: I know, I'm ashamed of myself.

Belly Buttons and Walt Disney

Sam: Walt Disney made rollarcoasters and car rides and-
Me: Your face.
Sam: No he didn't mommy made my face, and I came out of her belly button. I love her belly button, because thats what she borned me with, and after I was borned it is her extra eye.

Childish...

Me: Sam I didn't mean to push you off the bed! I'm sorry!
Sam: Yeah sissy, sure, I 'll listen to your childish stories...

Me and Dad...

According to beto i work at build a bear workshop at night when everyone is asleep, and my dad is a former famous singer who released many albums :) haha

Out of Space

Naomi: I'm gonna be an astronaut
Beto: I'm not I'm scared to be out of space