Bowling Pin

Nikki: dont grab that! Its a beer bottle!
Beto: but its in the shape of a bowling pin!

Super Random Person!

Person: what are you?
Sam: I'm super random person because i couldnt find the other half of my flash costume.

Jesus, I pray.....

Beto: Jesus, I pray you help my brother's foot feel better, and that tomorrow I'll be cooler then my my brother. In Jesus name, Amen.

Heaven

Me: When we get to heaven we are going to see lot's of people!
Beto: Like Michael Jackson?

Cheese

Sam: I don't like cheese on my hamburger.
Me: Sam you are so picky!
Sam: You don't even know what I'm going through!

Monster

Beto: I know what this says. It says MONSTER.
Mom: That says Moses.
Beto: Oh, yeah, I was gonna say that, if i had two chances...

A Slob is....

Beto: A Slob is a person who has a bathtub, but only uses it to wash his cat...

Fish

Sam (singing): sissy, SOME MAY SAY THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA! BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR MEEEEE!!!!!

Pants

Sam: oh my gosh! I didn't even notice! No wonder it's taking me so long to put on my pants, i put pants over pants!

I can remember....

Beto: I can remember the day Sam hit me with the back of a shovel
Me: That was yesterday
Beto: Oh, yeah that's what I meant

Boots

Sam: What makes this sound? Ee oh ee ohh ee?
Mom: I don't know
Sam: Someone putting on really tight cowboy boots

Nails

Sam: Ah! I broke a nail! Thats what you sound like all the time sissy.

A Date

Sam: Do you want a date with my fist?!

Bullies

Hannah: Isn't a principle someone who pounds you?
Sam: No that's a bully

Principles

Beto: I love principles!

*winks*

Sam: Can you twitch your eye like this? *winks*
Me: You mean wink?
Sam: Yeah, whatever

Powers...

Beto: When I get my powers, I'm gonna get powers like Spiderman.