Windows

Beto: I could throw Emily out the window, but I couldn't because there are rules.

He didn't even say sorry!

Beto: I remember the time a repairman stepped on my foot, and he didn't even say sorry!

Ponies

Nikki: Hi Emily!
Emily: You are one fine looking pony!

Nocturnal

Beto: Mom, are you nocturnal?

I spy...

Sam: I spy something beautiful
Me: what?
Sam: you!!
Me: Aw...I'm going to cry!
Sam: Do you want me to buy you some hankies when we get home?

I love him. :)

The quiet game...

Sam: lets play the quiet game. It starts in 3...2...1...go! Oh wait i forgot to tell you something!

Olives

Sam tried to eat an olive.......

Sam: I cant eat this! It tastes like a rotten grape!

Books

Beto: L-O-L-O-E thats the book for me!!

Belts

Beto: I'm starving.
Dad: you don't look like you're starving.
Beto: that's because i have a belt.

I am thankful for....

Mom: What are you thankful for?
Me: That I can spend time with my family
Sam: I am thankful that we can learn about God and read the Bible.
Beto: I'm thankful for myself.

Super Hero

Beto: hahah, this is the first time a super hero has ever laughed!
Mom: whos the super hero? You?
Beto: yeah!!

Moles...

Beto: why is that dot on Emily's bottom?
Mom: that's a mole...
Sam: a mullet?
Mom: no, a MOLE!
Beto: yay! Emily has a mole on her butt!

Food Lion

Sam: Food lion!! I wanna go to food lion! It has food and low prices!
Beto: yeah! Loot and low prices!

Banana

Sam: mom! I can be a banana!
Mom: um, okay...
Sam: yeah! I can act like one!

Christmas

Mom: whos birthday is on Christmas?
Beto: MINE!
Mom: no...
Beto: OUR FAMILY'S!
Mom: no...its Jesus'
Beto: oh...

It's Rated!

Sam: I want to watch shape of the moon!
Beto: NO! That's bad for Sam! Its rated.... N!
Sam: No, it's rated NR, and that means "wait for mom" and mom is right here.

Cows brains

Sam: are cows brains mushy? Is it because they didnt go to high school?

Butt.....

Beto: mom, can you survive without a butt?
mom: 0.0 why?
beto: cause i dont want to poop anymore....

Post it!!

Sam: are you gonna post that on the blog?!

Chocolate Milk

I was pouring Sam some chocolate milk when he said: oh yeah, yeah...thats the spirit!

Lego Facebook

Sam: you should go to lego facebook sissy!
Me: they dont even have a lego facebook Sam.
Sam: yeah they do! In the future

Glow guns.

Beto: When I grow up and get to be a cowboy at night. I'm gonna use a glow gun.

Shhhh! It's a Secret!

Beto: don't let anyone know my secret
Mom: ok, what secret?
Beto: you know, my secret identity, i'm a super hero
Mom: oh, that secret, don't worry i'll tell them your a rock star
Beto: mom, that's a great idea!

Super Hero

Beto: mom, you can call me super hero boy.
Mom: um, okay.....