Sam: wake me up when we get there. Wait, nevermind, open my eyes for me when we get there.

Me: sam, get off of me.
Sam: but your a beautiful butterfly, youre hindless.

Santa

Just in time for Christmas :D



Hannah: What's Santa getting you for Christmas?
Beto: Santa is dead. Didn't you know that already?
Hannah: Well who is that guy who comes to my house every year?
Beto: That's just a salesman.
Hannah: Oh....
Beto: I know everything about Santa, except for somethings...

Scales and Bones

Sam; I'm nothing but scales and bones! And a shirt...and pants...

Frogs

Sam: Can I have this dead squished frog for my collection?
Me: A collection of what? Dead things?
Sam: No! of things that i like! its so gross and cool and flattered (flattered = flat)

Rules

Beto: i made a house out of a cardboard box, and i'm going to sleep in it tonight.
Mom: no you aren't
Beto: My house, My rules

Beto: what year is it?
Me: 2010
Beto: aw man, AGAIN?!

Penguin Carnivals

Nikki: strap yourself in Emily
Emily: its a carnival for the penguin!

Hummingbirds

Emily: I'm sorry, I don't speak hummingbird.

Rebel/Hot Cocoa

Me: I don't want to give Rebel away.
Sam: Yeah, he cheers me up when I'm sad.
Beto: I cheer you up when you're sad, I give you hot cocoa.
Sam: Does hot cocoa lick your face?
Beto: No...
Sam: It's too hot to pet, and it doesn't bark back at you...

Enviorment

Mom:  You have to do what's right.
Sam: Yeah, and you have to care for the environment.

Peace

Mom: You can fake a lot of things, but you can't fake peace.
Beto: I fakeded peace with Emily once. I was really nice to her, and on the last day that I was nice to her I hit her in the face with a ball.

Buzz Lightyear

Beto: I dreamed I was Buzz Lightyear. I watcheded two episodes of it in my dream.

Moon cheese

Beto: What kind of cheese is the moon made out of?

Cookies

Beto: Can I have moon cookies?
Me: I'll make cookies when we get home.
Beto: No!! I want cookie made of MOON!

If only...

Beto: We can go anywhere together!
Me: Yeah!
Beto: If only we were married...
Me: O.O You can't marry me! I'm your sister!

Bras...

Sam: What is a bra? It sounds delicious!

Three wise men?

Sam: Three wise men, Three wise men! Or is it Three blind mice?

Theory

Sam: Volcanoes can kill you.
Me: Really?
Sam: Yeah! And if you  throw yourself in, then you are sacrificing yourself.
Me: How do you know that?
Sam: Why? Do you have a better theory!?

Did you hear that?

Me: Beto! Why are you crying?
Sam: Did you hear him crying?! He sounded like a pterodactyl!