Sam: sissy, your room used be a junkyard, but now its a compost pile.
Sam: i love you! me: *bites sam* sam: i sort of love you....
Beto: yay! Im sweating! I like sweating. sam: i like church
Sam: one ugly bird can make a big experience. me: dont you mean a big difference sam: yeah that
Sam: look at all the turkey vultures this season! mom: yeah.....what?
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Sam: on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, 1 golden turkey wing, 2 happy pears, 3 hairy christians, 4 mexican board games and 5 plastic cups!
Sam: sissy, you aren't revolting, you're beautiful.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Mom: doesn't emily look pretty beto? beto: i have nothing to say
Emily: beto called me a bad girl! beto: i only said it once and i didnt mean her, i meant.....the invisible man's wife.
