15

Me: i'm going to be 15 tomorrow!
dad: i'm going to miss having a 14 year old
beto: me too...

Bed

Me: go to bed!
beto: i need a suit of armor!

Scoundrel

Sam: nobody likes me because i'm a stinky scoundrel.

Sumo

Beto: sumo wrestlers look like a bowling ball

Meow

Beto: the cat is meowing!
sam: does that mean he's made out of bacon?!

Sam: anybody want a knuckle sandwhich? Cause i'm about to make a delivery.

Eggs

Sam: I am going to boil that overgrown egg.

Johnny...

Beto: I like Johnny Orangeseed...
Me: It's Johnny Appleseed Beto.
Beto: I know, but I like calling him Johnny Orangeseed better...

Cobra

Sam: I put a cobra in between my words.
Me: Sam, its called a comma.
Sam: No! Its a cobra, isn't it mom?
Mom: *talks on the phone*
Sam: SEE? I TOLD YOU!