Beto: sis you're a teen major (teenager)

Sam: do you know what mom? Sometimes I think you are as clever as I am.

Sam: you dare disrupt the peace of the cupcake?!

Frooooggg

Me: Sam. If you say frog really slow it sounds like gullible.
Sam: Frrooooooogggg
Me: hah.
Sam: What does gullible even mean?
Me: it means you believe anything. Just kidding. It means you sound like a fish.
Sam: Oh. well you're FRRRRROOOOOOOOGGG...

Dont Judge.

Mom: Do you like the this color or brown?
Me: Brown.
Sam and Beto: Brown!
Mom: You just said that because your sister said that.
Sam: No! Let the wall be who it wants to be. DONT JUDGE THE WALL! How would you like it if I told you that you should be a dad instead of a mom?!

I'm hungry

beto: I made up a song. It goes: i'm hungry for love, not for beef.

Dont quit

Mom: you are going to learn and not quit!
Beto: yeah. We don't quit in this house!
Sam: but if I leave outside then I can quit :D
Mom: -.-

Bubble

sam: sissy you just---BUBBLE!

Ears.

Sam: what's a marshall?
Me *not paying attention*: huh?
sam: oh my gosh sis. You never listen. You must've thrown your listening ears away in the trash can...

Cows

going down a street we went down 10 seconds earlier.
Sam: I have a feeling we've been here before....OH MY GOSH! LOOK COWS! SIS! TAKE A PICTURE!!!!!!

Pig

Sam: its too hot! I feel like a pig out in the sunshine!

Japan

Sam: I want to go to Japan.
Mom: me too!
Sam: but not with you.



Remember to Pray for Japan. <3

VBS

Sam: Mom. Remember when I was in the kangaroo express club?
Me: its called VBS, Sam...

Magical Omlette

me: how do I go back home?
Sam: use the magical omlette
me: its called an amulet sam...
Sam: oh...

Darts

Sam: I'm playing darts with the dishwasher.

Sisters

Sam: fine then. I won't be sisters with you anymore!
Me: you're my brother...