Beto: i have a bazooka!
me: thats a cup...
beto: oh, i thought it was a bazooka.......POW!

Beto: there are such things as ancient sandwhiches. They had baloney meat. from camels. Just kidding, it came from cows.

Beto: if sam and sissy were fighting over a pencil then sissy would poke sam with it.

Sam: oh my god
beto: dont say the omg word!

Beto: i'm being annoying.