Sam: look! My tooth that came out is smaller than my filling. Me: ew. Sam: it must have come from a zombie that had to go to get a filling!!!
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sam: we're gonna go see whales! What could be more fun than that? oh yeah, anything.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Mom: tienes hambre? (are you hungry?) Sam: I know what that means! Two nannies on vacation!
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Me: whats wrong with that guy? dad: he looks intoxicated. sam: maybe someone farted in his car & he couldnt roll down the windows its a life or death situation
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Sam: Dont make me go all madea on you! Beto: I am madea...
Friday, September 2, 2011
Lily: I'm popping like a kangaroo!
Emily: *GASP* THEY'RE GOING TO EAT THE PLATYPUS EGGS! D:
