Beto: COLORADO! Me: what? Beto: nothing, just saying it for fun....OHMYGOSH! ITS ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

Dad: french live in france, germans live in germany. Where do mexicans live? Beto: uhmm....AMERICA!

Me: its okay mom, I've locked him away in the prison, OF AZKABAN! Sam: cool story bro. Tell it again.

Beto: once I said, who in the beef is that?

Me: do you like my hair? Beto: yes. You're pretty. Oh god. I love him<3 :3

Me: what is your problem? Sam: come back here George Washington!

Me: Mom, can I watch gone with the wind now? Sam: Sis! You need to be saving Atlantis! Not watching a movie!

Sam: I win by de false! Me: its by default Sam!

Beto: reading the bible cheers me up. And when I burp. It cheers me up even more

Sam: you know what coffee smells like? Cocoa beans. Hard and useless