Jesus

Sam: So. When I get to heaven. I'm going to ask Jesus what he is, and He's gonna be like "what do you mean" and I'm going to be like, are you American, Mexican, what?

Me: Sam. He isn't anything, He's God.

Sam: So. He's not mexican or anything?

Me: No. He's not.

Roberto: I think Jesus is asian...

Mom: sam! Come help me with the laundry. Sam: what? Me? But I'm just a game show host!