Beto: what's Zeus? It sounds like a tech company. Sam: no, that's the lord of thunder. Me: Sam, that's Thor. Sam: no! He's the prince of thunder.

Beto: NO! Sam, Don't unbuckle your seatbelt, mom will get mad and call 991 on you!

Beto: Sam, just because you have a German haircut doesn't mean you have to be mean.